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Welcome to Kinds Landing, a city of kings and whores where everything can happen.
Yes, quite right.
Do be careful, cause shits about to get real
Do be careful, cause shits about to get real

Well, Im the fuckin King
Robert Baratheon, wrathful and nasty
When I drop the fuckin hammer, invade like a pathogen
Now gimme three whores, so I can smack that ass again
And build a bigger orphanage to put all my bastards in.

Me wifes a brother-fucker and a straight-up bitch
Who gave me three blonde shits, but her daddy is rich
All this arse-lickins makin me sick I thank the gods that a boar put a tusk through my pancreas.

CERSEI I gestated my bros DNA...
TYRION Not mine.
CERSEI ...throught my inbred kids were okay
But Im afraid that...
NED Joffrey is a half-wit, demented, sadistic piece of shit.

JOFFREY You better say that Im the king or Ill chop of your head Ill put your genitals in the genital jar I keep in a drawer beside my bed.
SANSA Your grace.
JOFFREY Yes, give her a gift, hit her in the face.
Women are so weak and weary bring her back when she has her period.
Burn the traitors, crush the North, kill the babies, fuck the poor,
Im so bored with cutting out tongues, but Im gettin it down, mutilating whores.
MARGAERY Is this yours?
JOFFREY Yes, it is.
MARGAERY Talk about killing, I love that shit.
Stabbing, hacking, blood and guts.
JOFFREY Hold on, Im about to jizz.

VARYS Sadly, I cannot.
PYCELLE No jizz, quite right.
BAELISH A sorcerer cut off your junk, we know. At least it wasnt your head.
VARYS Poor Ned Stark. What will the North do?
PYCELLE My jizz is like baking soda.
VARYS The Stark bannermen?
BAELISH Why are they so fucking happy?

ROBB Yeah, yeah We fight for independence, its a glorious day
cause I married for love, and its cool with the Freys
Yeah, were heading to a wedding, gonna party today
And Im gonna be a dad? God, everythings great

CATELYN Winter is coming.
ROBB So well hang out inside
CATELYN But Winterfell burned down, Robb
ROBB Look on the bright side. Lemme hear my Starks are we doin alright?

BRAN Fathers dead, were homeless, and Im crippled for life.
RICKON Im hungry.
ARYA Im alone in the middle of a war.
SANSA I love the gay boy, but I married the dwarf.

ROBB See thats what Im talkin bout, were havin a ball.
LYSA Im gonna breastfeed Robin til my breasts fall off.
ROBB Brienne, hows it going with the Kingslayer?
BRIENNE Rapists have me and Im fighting a bear
ROBB Cool Hows it hangin, Theon?
THEON Realy bad
ARYA I met a lady who had demons in her wag

EVERYBODY We are the North Side, ey Doin it our own way
ROBB Hey, its my boy - Jon Snow What up, Jon?

SAMWELL Um, hello. Weve got a bit of a problem at the Wall.
Its... Its a bit nippy... and...
JON SNOW This fuckin Whitewalkers
Shits crazy, Im freezin to death with Thieves and rapers,
Had to swear off sex if I could take it back, Id take the black
Shove it up Crasters ass, but its too late for that,
With zombies surgin south.

JON SNOW Im gonna die a virgin now,
But wo-day, they was a wild woman took me into a cave, got undressed
SAMWELL You saw breasts?
JON SNOW Yeah, and we had... Cave sex
SAMWELL Cave sex?
JON SNOW Yeah, cave sex
SAMWELL You knew where to put it
JON SNOW Oh, cave sex
SAMWELL I forgot to send the ravens.
JON SNOW Im havin cave sex
SAMWELL Cave sex

VARYS Seven hells
ROBB Who is that?
ROBERT Its the Targaryen girl
JOFFREY Sound the alarms
ROBERT Shes come to take back the Seven Kingdoms.
ROBB Well, its more like six Kingdoms now.
JOFFREY Hide me with the children
ROBB You know since

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